unclefather:

borlax:

now this is what Im talkin about 


this is a weird cat
  • Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
  • Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

(Source: heteroh, via unprime)

fineapplepizza:

okaywork:

I CANT BRE ATHE IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD

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(via sassitude)

  • coming out the womb: yas bitch you are giving me LIFE

seisans:

traceexcalibur:

"who cares about representation in video games, video games are meant for escapism"

how exactly is it escapism to switch from a world where white cis men are in charge to…….. a world where white cis men are in charge

also what does that say about you when you want to “escape” to a world completely devoid of poc and women

(via frightscrest)

dopematters:

Nailed it!
surfcontra:

disgustinganimals:

youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

IT’S NOT EVEN OCTOBER

IT’S ALWAYS OCTOBER

toukos:

u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT

(via berniecrane)

nissan420sx:

alright where are all yall getting these kermits…

jad3harley:

do you ever reblog something specifically for someone on your dash and they reblog it from you and youre all

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(via berniecrane)

causeallidoisdance:

no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad


Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”
So I’d be angry too if people kept this shit up every single year.
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